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Most hideous MLS kits in the last 5 years.

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I get it, people are into fashion. But we're talking about football, here! I wanted to highlight some of the most revolting, atrocious looking kits in the league - that I kinda want to forget - in recent memory.
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sbnation.com
Philadelphia Union - 2021

If the Philadelphia Union were trying to catch lightning in a bottle, they got it all over their shirt, in a messy, messy way. This kit looks like someone got their sewing machine caught in a a light socket and makes me just wonder, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?

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nytimes.com
Orlando City - 2022

Orlando City called it the "Sunshine Kit." I call it one of the most Florida aka tackiest piece of fabric The Lions could don. Luckily for its fanbase's eyeballs, that sun...set.

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laundrypdx.com
Portland Timbers - 2022

They called it "Rose Heritage" I call it Kool-Aid vomit. I can't even try to wrap my head around what the club was thinking when they took the pitch in 2022 in these kits.

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massive-report.com
Columbus Crew - Home Kit 2024

Charlie Brown called. He wants his shirt back. There's really nothing else to say here except. #%$%&#&@%#!!!!!!

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soccer.com
Atlanta United Third Jersey 2023

Woof. Looks like some tagger did a half-assed job, on a black jersey. I get it, it's Atlanta, it's urban. But man, this has no place on a pitch in a match.