✨ Personal — Film Queue

I’m watching this for the chaos. If he guesses the twist before me, I’ll block him for being too sharp.

If he hasn’t watched it, we’re starting from Season 1. If he says it’s overhyped, I’ll just carry my bag and go.

This is the one we’ll watch on a night when NEPA is behaving and there’s suya on the table.

This is our “we just argued but still love each other” movie. We'll both pretend we’re not emotional

I picked this one for vibes and violence. Nollywood chaos. If he doesn’t flinch or shout “what?!” at least once, he’s not emotionally present.

This one’s a test: can he handle petty drama, mood swings, and characters making dumb decisions? If yes, he can handle me too.

Anyone who doesn’t cry during this movie doesn’t have a heart. I said what I said.

If he blinks, he’ll miss something. If he starts asking me questions mid-scene, I’ll pretend not to hear.

This one is for days when we don’t feel like talking but still want to be near each other.

If he doesn’t understand Yoruba, I’m translating every word. If he does, he’ll see why I love loud cinema. Also: must eat eba while watching.

We’ll throw this on when we want to laugh, judge, and say Nollywood will not kill me. It’s unserious sha, and that’s the point.

Family drama overload. We’ll both be judging everybody like we don’t have our own wahala.

Soft love + small confusion. We’ll argue about who she should end up with and I must win the argument.

We’ll watch this one when we’re both soft. Like “hug me, but don’t ask me what’s wrong” kind of soft.